What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
You Jokes
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
