You jokes
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”