You jokes

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

You are emo.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

What do you call a fast boat?

Usain Boat.

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.