Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
You Jokes
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
You soak balls, get it?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
