You jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.