You jokes
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?