You jokes
POV: you
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Memes
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.