What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Mosscow
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Moscow" is a city, but "Mosscow" is what you call a cow with moss on it. I know that you probably thought that moss only grows on rocks, but guess what? It can also grow on cows if they stand still long enough. You are about as sharp as a marble!