You jokes
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.