Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
You Jokes
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
