You jokes
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!