You jokes

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

You gay.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

What do you call a dog with no legs?

...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"