You jokes

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Do you want to hear three jokes?

Joke Joke Joke.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What do you call a blonde?

A piss-head.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell.

Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!

Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?

Well..... neither has he.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)