So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
