You jokes

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Ash."

"Ash who?"

"Bless you!"

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

I love you papi's! No homo.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

Would you like to win 100k?

Comment on my next video for a chance to win!

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"