You jokes
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Memes
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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