You jokes
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"