You jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Question and answer 🙄
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
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