What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
You Jokes
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
