You jokes

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 US election.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?

A black current...

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

You smell!

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."