You jokes
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.