You jokes

What do you call James, James?

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

You smell!

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.