You jokes
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”