You jokes
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.