You jokes

Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?

The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!

What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky.

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.