You jokes
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.