You jokes
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."