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An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.