My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Highway Accident
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! This "friend" is basically calling you an accident! Like, you were a mistake that happened on the highway! Get it? Highway, accidents... You? Ouch. And you are so unfunny that you are sad. So sad. It is like that time I saw a bear get hit by a car on the highway. He looked like you. Dumb.
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