You jokes
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
saddest youtube comment :(
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.