You jokes

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.