You Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

What do you call a PEIS?

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent “p.”

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."