You jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.