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Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.