You jokes
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Hi 👋 I love you!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.