You jokes
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
U die from robot bite.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.