I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
You Jokes
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
me every morning
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What do you call a PEIS?
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
