You jokes
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?