You jokes

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.