You jokes
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.