You jokes

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.