How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is dark. Like, really dark. It's funny because it's awful. Orphans don't have parents, you dummy, so clapping until their parents come home is just... never gonna happen. Get it? You're probably too busy picking your nose to understand.