Orphan's Hands

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, smarty pants. So, orphans don't have parents, right? And clapping for a long time makes your hands hurt and bleed. So, you're telling the orphan to clap until their dead parents come home, which is NEVER. You're probably someone who still uses Internet Explorer, so I had to spell it out for ya.

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