You jokes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a PEIS?
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”