You jokes

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?

Doctor Bones.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.