Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
You Jokes
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
