I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
You Jokes
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
