You jokes
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Memes
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.