You jokes
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Memes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.