You jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Me and her Lol
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.