You jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
It works, my brother has never slept better
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.