You jokes
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
You (DYM 53).
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?