You jokes
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.