You jokes

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

How do you kill a sheep?

You lamb shank it!

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.