You jokes
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
You look pretty today... April Fools!
Who would've known?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hi how are you?
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.