You jokes
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.