You jokes

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

I lick poo for a living... You?

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

I have the best joke:

"You."

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”