You jokes
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.