Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
You Jokes
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Why does this always happen to me...
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
I love you, Hebrew John.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
