You jokes

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

Why tie when you can knot?

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What do you call an Italian dog?

A labra-noodle.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

What did the hat say to the tie?

"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"

Tuxedos suit you.

You are a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.