You jokes
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
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How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I bet you like men!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.