You jokes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.