You jokes
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.