You jokes
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
I love you, Hebrew John.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why tie when you can knot?
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Tuxedos suit you.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
You are a joke.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...