You jokes
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!