You jokes
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Memes
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.