You jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Me and her Lol
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.