What is a good night for you?
You Jokes
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Reasons
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Are you choked?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
