You jokes
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
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What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.