I bet you like men!
You Jokes
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hi how are you?
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
