You jokes
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Kill the commies
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
I love you.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.