You jokes
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Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Memes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.