Clap For Your Parents

How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come back.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, chucklenut. So, an orphan doesn't have parents, right? And clapping 'until his parents come back' is impossible. But making him do it will hurt his hands, so they bleed. It's funny because it's mean, and you're probably the kind of guy who claps at the end of movies. Do better.

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