I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
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Listen up, buttercup. This dude is ragging on how couples on Facebook change their relationship status after, like, one fight. Then he says if he did that with his parents, he'd call himself an orphan. Get it? It's funny 'cause he's not an orphan, you ninny. He's still got his mom and dad!