You jokes
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.