You jokes
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
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What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.