You jokes

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What is the worst joke ever? It's you.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.