You jokes
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.