What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
You Jokes
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
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