You jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!