You jokes
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.