You jokes
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.