When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You Jokes
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
