You jokes
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Dad, I hate you!
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.