You jokes
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
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What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
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Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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