You jokes
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.