You jokes

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

What do you call a tall person?

A tall person.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

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What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.