You jokes
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.