(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
You Jokes
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
