You jokes

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.