You jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Wait a damn minute
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
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My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"