You jokes

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

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Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.