You jokes
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Memes
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.