You jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
screw global warming
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.