You jokes

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.