What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
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What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Dad, I hate you!
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
