You jokes
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.