What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
You Jokes
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
You dream in 4K.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
