You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's life if you don't have one...
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.