You jokes
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.