What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
You Jokes
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
