You jokes

Kamala Harris

    • If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

    So she claims to be.

    And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

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    • Man

    • What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

    A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

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    • You memes

    Homophobe

    • What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

    Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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    • Orphan

    • Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

    Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

    Lil Jimmy: Why?

    Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

    Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

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    • Countryside

    • You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

    You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

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    • Girl

    • So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

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    • Protest

    • Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

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    • Blonde

    • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

    They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

    The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

    The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

    The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

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    • Cannibal

    • It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

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    • Stripper

    • When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

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