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What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Memes
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.