You jokes

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???

What do you call two redheads on Mars?

Locals.

What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?

Steamed veggies!

How do you make a plumber sad?

You kill his family.

Me: So you two girls are from England?

Girls: Wales.

Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!

You mom.

What do you call a violent fish?

A smackeral!

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat.

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

"Mind if I join you?"

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.