You jokes
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.