You jokes
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.