You jokes
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Memes
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.