You jokes
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.