You jokes

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

What do you call a mouse with sneakers?

Squeakers!

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔