You jokes
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
When you overslept and can't find Noah
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.