You jokes
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?