Md jokes

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"