Md jokes
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Milk (DYM 115).
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)