The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
You Jokes
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
