You jokes

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.