You jokes
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
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Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.