You jokes

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

The condom just sitting there laughing.

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?