You jokes
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.