You jokes

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

What’s the most played song in Africa?

Have you ever seen the rain?

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil Sizzle.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.