John's Unexpected Reward

Listen up, you chucklehead! This ain't rocket science, even if you struggle with basic math. The joke is playing on the Bible's promise of eternal life, but instead of getting that John gets a toaster. The humor comes from the unexpected turn of events when instead of being rewarded with eternal life as promised by god, he is given a simple toaster because of the order in which he arrives. It is funny because the promised grand reward is substituted with a very mundane item. You are the kind of person that puts a 'do not eat' sticker on fruit.