You jokes
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
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What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.