You jokes

Chess

    • What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

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    • Orphan

    • Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

    Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

    Lil Jimmy: Why?

    Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

    Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

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    • Fat

    • Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

    11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

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    • You memes

    Sleep

    • Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

    Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

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    • Phone

    • Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

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    • Hand Job

    • I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.

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    • Table

    • A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."

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