You jokes
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.